Tuesday, July 17, 2012

FUNNY+BREAKING NEWS

                              CRICKETERS AND EXPENCES

HEY GUYS ! EXPENCES  HAVE INCREASED SO MUCH THAT NOW CRICKETERS COMIN TV SAYING TO IFTAR WITH PEOPLE IF THEY INVITE BECAUSE CANT OFFORD THIER IFTARI.

EXAMPLE SHAHID AFRIDI  AND OTHERS WOULD DO SAME  IN FUTURE.



Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Funky funny

Why witches use Broom to fly ?
Ans; as Vacuum cleaners are too expensive and heavy.   



Where did vampire created a account?
 Ans; In a blood-bank






An idiot asked an idiot what is a black-mail , second idiot answered a mail painted black.




Hum nay khat kay  say ye pocha kay aap president kayssay baney .
Ous ney zoja ka katle aam lekh bheja.
Hum ney pocha charity kis ko dey.
Saley ney apna naam likh bheja.