Why witches use Broom to fly ? Ans; as Vacuum cleaners are too expensive and heavy.
Where did vampire created a account?
Ans; In a blood-bank
An idiot asked an idiot what is a black-mail , second idiot answered a mail painted black.
Hum nay khat kay say ye pocha kay aap president kayssay baney . Ous ney zoja ka katle aam lekh bheja. Hum ney pocha charity kis ko dey. Saley ney apna naam likh bheja.