Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Funky funny

Why witches use Broom to fly ?
Ans; as Vacuum cleaners are too expensive and heavy.   



Where did vampire created a account?
 Ans; In a blood-bank






An idiot asked an idiot what is a black-mail , second idiot answered a mail painted black.




Hum nay khat kay  say ye pocha kay aap president kayssay baney .
Ous ney zoja ka katle aam lekh bheja.
Hum ney pocha charity kis ko dey.
Saley ney apna naam likh bheja.